‘Crazy’ Folks Everywhere

When you have a driver that is good at telling tales, you just sit back and enjoy it in your strides, after all, that gives you respite from the paralysing traffic on our roads! Whew!!! He started “This ban on keke don land me in trouble”. One man met me at Elliot bus stop (iju…

This One Weak Me!

Ok, so I was tagged in this particular story, I thought I’d share. WARNING: make sure you are well rested before reading through please! I just couldn’t stop … Enjoy! For the first time in my almost 30 years on earth I was seeing a gentle bus conductor. He was smartly dressed and had good…

Choose your risk!

By the time some are through reading this post, my cane would have been soaked in hot pepper! Before you spank me though, please get the gist of the story. I had to take a semi-planned trip to Ikorodu some days ago to see my pops. My plan was to get there on time, so…

There’s Dignity In Labour.. Nuff said📌

Lagosians never cease to amaze me. You’d always meet with different characters on your way at every point in time. I boarded a space bus going to Alausa Secretariat. Due to the fact that I wasn’t so sure if the driver would take a particular route, I decided to let him know pronto. “Driver, Elephant…

Zip-Up! It applies to the mouth too! Aargh!!!

That moment you have that feeling your co-passenger is trouble.  As soon as she entered the tricycle, her mouth started to work. She kept pointing out unnecessary things on our way. Then the tricycle jacked. “Take it easy”, the elderly woman said. The passenger seated next to the driver replied her “is not his fault”…

LASTMA Dey Worry🤑⚔️

It was a long day yesterday. It seemed as though I went out on a physical exercise spree. I had to walk long distance from one garage to another before boarding buses. I didn’t mind though, since exercise is good for the body they say. I was soon tired 😴 out, hence the late post!…

Driver, Send them out of the bus!!!🙅🏽😱

I boarded a LAGBUS (the former BRT bus) to Ikorodu from Ojota on a Saturday like this. As we crawled through an unusual Lagos traffic occasioned by a downpour, a panel of discussants took over the atmosphere inside the bus with an argument on whether Naija go better or e no go better and how…

‘Spespe’ Ladies, Get In Here😜😂

I had a 9am appointment today, so I decided to employ the service of an Uber driver. I found out early this year that Uber sometimes are quite affordable, reliable and convenient. I love to indulge myself at times. So I got into the waiting Peugeot 307, then the driver told me he just realised…

Fallacious Generalisations 🙆🏼‍♂️

It’s no news that ethnicity has become a disease we all must be cured from. But when it shows in every single act we put up as a people even on the streets, then we need to be conscious!  We were almost at the T junction around Mobil filling station at ijaiye Ogba, when a…

Softly! Softly! Oga🤡

Reminiscing this rainy Wednesday on some characters I’ve encountered this my commuter life. Whew!  I recall an incident that happened when Lagos mainland (Ikeja, Acme, Agege, Agidingbi and Ogba axes) was on a lock down on the 9th of May when APC had their congress at their Acme secretariat with respect to the forthcoming LG…

What You Sow, You Reap!👂🏽

That moment you pay makeup artist 7k and you expect to look like Kate Henshaw! Hehehe! I was still trying to have some respite from the waka waka I’d been on today (in a tricycle) when my ear (it wasn’t me o nor was it intentional, lol) dropped in on the conversation of the two…