Antics Of An Okada Man

See me see Oshoffri bike man o. I asked if he has change because I was going to give him 500 naira for a 100 naira fare. Bike Man (Aboki): With all this baff ups? Me: (laughing so hard) because I baff up say make I con leave 400 naira for you shey? Bobo nice,…

A Typical Monday Morning In Lagos.

Oh boy e! the odour that greeted me as I entered a keke napep this morning (from the mouth of the driver) does not have part two. Chai! what do you expect from a guy with chewing stick in his mouth in the early hours of the morning… I really do hope he gets some…

Am I An Aproko?

What are we not going to see and hear from passengers eh! I met a guy in the tricycle I boarded. He looked like one cool ‘nigga’ until we got to a bus stop and another guy with his ‘wife’ (as we refer to our fiancé in obodo naija) entered the keke. The guy who…

Call It A Tarpaulin Not Keke!

Funny how Keke Napep’s driver be calling a fellow driver’s keke tarpaulin! As I flagged down a tricycle on my way from church to Ogba busstop, I noticed the upper part of the seat where passengers rest their backs was out of place, I had to ask why before I entered (that’s one of the…